this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
how fucking metal is this. you’re hatching dinosaurs which YOU EAT
I laugh so much because there isn’t a truer post
will always reblog this when it shows up on my dash
Is there a separate fandom for Liz bc I feel like she needs one
Can we be called lizards
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
5 Seconds Of Summer reveal they’re exclusively on the cover of the new issue of Rock Sound ©
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
Me after summer break.
"YOU GET AN ALBUM AND YOU GET AN ALBUM!!"
Didn’t expect that last one
this fucking website…..
i can only hope a girl says this about me one day