(Source: troyleristhoulife)

croctor:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

how fucking metal is this. you’re hatching dinosaurs which YOU EAT 

mindxcrash:

dothelittlethings:

I laugh so much because there isn’t a truer post

will always reblog this when it shows up on my dash

(Source: findchaos)

thehemings:

thehemings:

Is there a separate fandom for Liz bc I feel like she needs one

Can we be called lizards

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

5 Seconds Of Summer reveal they’re exclusively on the cover of the new issue of Rock Sound ©

(Source: lukestop)

(Source: shitshilarious)

perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

(Source: saintkitten)

hemmingsluke:

"YOU GET AN ALBUM AND YOU GET AN ALBUM!!"

luanlegacy:

internetghost:

Didn’t expect that last one

this fucking website…..

(Source: iraffiruse)

(Source: loveholic198)

ryanvallejo:

i can only hope a girl says this about me one day

ryanvallejo:

i can only hope a girl says this about me one day

(Source: sourisms)

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